Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time is a story about a man looking for the best grill to smoke his meat… Wait I misread that… Peter Grill wins a tournament and is crowned the strongest man in the world. Peter uses this title to convince his guild master to let him get engaged to his daughter. [Un]fortunately for him this title attracts monster girls from other kingdoms who want to bare his child. As strong as Peter is he finds himself cheating on the guild master’s daughter over and over again…
Enter Piglette who is an Orc who was discriminated against due to her looks. By Orc standards she is considered to be very ugly. Piglette was harassed, cast aside, and is now being used for political gain. The Orcs use their close ties to Peter’s guild to suggest a marriage between her and Peter. Considering his guild master hates Peter he helps the Orcs in their subduction attempt. Fortunately, they underestimated Peter.
Peter Grill was able to get through to Pigglette and ask her what she really wanted. Did she really want to be a political tool and marry him just for her guild? Of course not! Pigglette decides to think for herself! She decides to have Peter’s baby… and raise it to get revenge on those who wronged her… Well, I guess it is a good thing Peter did not sleep with her… Wait when? Before he even had this conversation with her? Well then…
To recap:
- Cute
- Thick
- Wants to overthrow the government
Best grill!
So what do you think?